1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,430 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:20,460 --> 00:00:21,160 -Hit it! 3 00:00:21,160 --> 00:00:24,270 [DANCE MUSIC] 4 00:00:34,480 --> 00:00:35,920 [CAMERA CLICK] 5 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:37,170 -Cute and cuddly boy! 6 00:00:40,460 --> 00:00:44,380 [INTRO MUSIC] 7 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:51,590 -Skipper's log. 8 00:00:51,590 --> 00:00:53,500 The sceptics were wrong. 9 00:00:53,500 --> 00:00:56,670 You can build a thermonuclear sardine can. 10 00:00:56,670 --> 00:00:57,870 You just can't control it. 11 00:00:57,870 --> 00:01:01,230 -78 seconds to spontaneous detonation, Skipper. 12 00:01:01,230 --> 00:01:02,280 [STAMMERING] 13 00:01:02,280 --> 00:01:03,780 [WHEELS SCREECHING] 14 00:01:06,780 --> 00:01:09,080 [EXCLAIMS] 15 00:01:09,080 --> 00:01:09,780 -Oh! 16 00:01:09,780 --> 00:01:10,780 Don't touch me. 17 00:01:16,780 --> 00:01:18,280 [GASPING] 18 00:01:18,280 --> 00:01:19,120 -Oh! 19 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:21,830 There's a new "Princess Miss Perky" [INAUDIBLE]. 20 00:01:21,830 --> 00:01:23,050 Fancy! 21 00:01:23,050 --> 00:01:25,130 -86 to dolly dress-up daydreams. 22 00:01:25,130 --> 00:01:28,050 Their can's about to fire up like Zeus' barbecue. 23 00:01:28,050 --> 00:01:28,960 Now punch it! 24 00:01:28,960 --> 00:01:31,710 -OK! 25 00:01:31,710 --> 00:01:33,660 -Where is he taking us? 26 00:01:33,660 --> 00:01:35,430 -[INAUDIBLE] 27 00:01:35,430 --> 00:01:37,300 -I would say the nearest toy store stocked 28 00:01:37,300 --> 00:01:40,900 with Princess Miss Perky merchandise. 29 00:01:40,900 --> 00:01:41,940 I would also say-- 30 00:01:41,940 --> 00:01:42,920 [YELLING] 31 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:45,880 -We're locked like a guy in a fiery sardine explosion. 32 00:01:45,880 --> 00:01:47,840 -Commandeer that steering wheel. 33 00:01:58,930 --> 00:02:01,560 -You're a dolly craved maniac! 34 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:04,050 If this kit goes, we all go with it! 35 00:02:04,050 --> 00:02:04,750 -I don't care. 36 00:02:07,480 --> 00:02:08,280 -Please, Rico. 37 00:02:08,280 --> 00:02:09,880 I know what it's like to want the latest 38 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:11,740 accessories for your plastic friend. 39 00:02:11,740 --> 00:02:14,710 But if you look in your heart. 40 00:02:14,710 --> 00:02:16,110 [BUSY SIGNAL] 41 00:02:16,110 --> 00:02:17,510 OPERATOR: If you'd like to make a call, 42 00:02:17,510 --> 00:02:19,860 please hang up and try again. 43 00:02:19,860 --> 00:02:21,190 -(SINGING) Dolly! 44 00:02:21,190 --> 00:02:21,890 Dolly! 45 00:02:25,700 --> 00:02:26,490 -Ah! 46 00:02:26,490 --> 00:02:27,190 -Ah-- 47 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:35,440 -Soldier, I've always seen your devil-may-care psychosis 48 00:02:35,440 --> 00:02:36,360 as a good thing. 49 00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:37,060 [CHUCKLES] 50 00:02:37,060 --> 00:02:38,170 -Yeah, it's pretty cool. 51 00:02:38,170 --> 00:02:42,240 -But today, fueled by a deadly dose of doll desire, 52 00:02:42,240 --> 00:02:44,610 you put the entire unit at risk! 53 00:02:44,610 --> 00:02:46,080 -Um, question? 54 00:02:46,080 --> 00:02:48,020 Why we still, you know, alive then? 55 00:02:48,020 --> 00:02:50,150 -Well, that's Kowalski science for you. 56 00:02:50,150 --> 00:02:52,020 The invention that's supposed to level a five-mile 57 00:02:52,020 --> 00:02:54,550 radius is the only one that doesn't. 58 00:02:54,550 --> 00:02:57,830 Rico, it is the judgement of this court martial 59 00:02:57,830 --> 00:03:01,050 that you be placed on probation. 60 00:03:01,050 --> 00:03:03,390 Marble jar probation. 61 00:03:03,390 --> 00:03:04,600 -Uh, what? 62 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:06,880 -Every time you demonstrate good behaviour, 63 00:03:06,880 --> 00:03:08,690 a marble goes in the jar. 64 00:03:08,690 --> 00:03:10,320 [IMITATES DINGING SOUND] 65 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:13,660 -Every time you behave badly, a marble comes out. 66 00:03:13,660 --> 00:03:15,710 [IMITATES HORN BLOWING] 67 00:03:15,710 --> 00:03:18,860 -Fill the whole jar and you'll earn the ultimate rewards. 68 00:03:18,860 --> 00:03:20,640 Skipper, tell him what he's won! 69 00:03:20,640 --> 00:03:24,250 -The complete Princess Miss Perky accessory line. 70 00:03:24,250 --> 00:03:26,800 Even this sparkly party pass. 71 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:27,910 -Oh! 72 00:03:27,910 --> 00:03:28,720 -Wha? 73 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:31,100 Because Rico's been bad, he gets a reward 74 00:03:31,100 --> 00:03:32,740 for just not being bad? 75 00:03:32,740 --> 00:03:34,700 -That's America, baby. 76 00:03:34,700 --> 00:03:37,250 [INAUDIBLE] 77 00:03:37,250 --> 00:03:39,060 -Insubordination, eh? 78 00:03:39,060 --> 00:03:40,980 Well, buh-bye marble. 79 00:03:40,980 --> 00:03:45,040 [STAMMERING] 80 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:47,050 -I'll be good. 81 00:03:47,050 --> 00:03:49,310 [EXCLAIMS] 82 00:03:51,490 --> 00:03:52,190 -Sorry. 83 00:03:54,750 --> 00:03:57,180 Oh! 84 00:03:57,180 --> 00:03:57,880 Sorry. 85 00:04:03,830 --> 00:04:05,930 [GROWLING] 86 00:04:16,650 --> 00:04:18,850 -So then, Princess Self-respected 87 00:04:18,850 --> 00:04:20,250 tells Prince Sharesalot, 88 00:04:20,250 --> 00:04:23,680 -(IMITATING VOICE) No matter how small, always give your all. 89 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:26,540 -You know, things really are more true when they rhyme. 90 00:04:26,540 --> 00:04:27,240 D'oh! 91 00:04:39,310 --> 00:04:41,310 KOWALSKI: Halfway full already? 92 00:04:41,310 --> 00:04:42,370 [IMITATING DINGING SOUND] 93 00:04:42,370 --> 00:04:45,590 -Hey, that's some excellent marble progress, soldier. 94 00:04:45,590 --> 00:04:46,300 -Thank ye. 95 00:04:46,300 --> 00:04:48,280 -And such good manners. 96 00:04:48,280 --> 00:04:49,350 -Ah, thank you. 97 00:04:49,350 --> 00:04:51,680 -And you're very welcome for that. 98 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:53,780 And, th-- th-- thank you. 99 00:04:53,780 --> 00:04:54,820 -Oh! 100 00:04:54,820 --> 00:04:56,460 With a flourish! 101 00:04:56,460 --> 00:04:57,160 D'oh! 102 00:04:57,160 --> 00:04:58,530 -Stop milking it. 103 00:04:58,530 --> 00:05:00,820 [SINGING] 104 00:05:00,820 --> 00:05:04,510 -(SINGING) So many shiny new things you should buy. 105 00:05:04,510 --> 00:05:09,910 Your regular Miss Perky looks like garbage now. 106 00:05:09,910 --> 00:05:13,750 [GARGLING] 107 00:05:14,710 --> 00:05:15,890 -Dolly tantrum incoming! 108 00:05:28,750 --> 00:05:29,970 -Hello, neighbours. 109 00:05:29,970 --> 00:05:35,820 I was just dropping by to borrow a cup of money to go-- ah! 110 00:05:35,820 --> 00:05:37,590 SKIPPER: Skip the commercial, Private! 111 00:05:37,590 --> 00:05:38,760 Don't let him see anymore. 112 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:39,460 -Hold on! 113 00:05:39,460 --> 00:05:40,650 Wait a minute. 114 00:05:40,650 --> 00:05:43,010 That dolly lady. 115 00:05:43,010 --> 00:05:46,880 It's really-- a princess? 116 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:49,590 -Ring tail, get out of here. 117 00:05:49,590 --> 00:05:50,290 -[INAUDIBLE]! 118 00:05:52,880 --> 00:05:54,440 No luck on the cup of money? 119 00:05:54,440 --> 00:05:56,950 -King Julien is always lucky. 120 00:05:56,950 --> 00:05:59,150 Maybe this is invisible money. 121 00:05:59,150 --> 00:06:00,000 Hooray! 122 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,750 I'm sneaky rich. 123 00:06:01,750 --> 00:06:03,450 -Something is fishy down there. 124 00:06:03,450 --> 00:06:04,540 -Is it a fish? 125 00:06:04,540 --> 00:06:07,860 -Yes, but something is oh, so strange down there. 126 00:06:07,860 --> 00:06:11,240 We must learn more of this Perky princesses lady. 127 00:06:13,870 --> 00:06:16,650 -Man, your gratuity is accepted. 128 00:06:16,650 --> 00:06:17,480 -No, no. 129 00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:19,020 It is a bribe. 130 00:06:19,020 --> 00:06:21,070 I thought we were clear on this point. 131 00:06:21,070 --> 00:06:22,630 -Ah, yes. 132 00:06:22,630 --> 00:06:24,360 Proceed with the internet search, Phil. 133 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:27,770 Keywords princess, miss, and perky. 134 00:06:27,770 --> 00:06:30,330 VOICEOVER (ON SCREEN): Not long ago in the fabulous land 135 00:06:30,330 --> 00:06:33,310 of Glamortonia, Princess Miss Perky 136 00:06:33,310 --> 00:06:36,160 stepped out of Glitter Pink Castle. 137 00:06:36,160 --> 00:06:38,770 -Why would she ever leave Glamortonia? 138 00:06:38,770 --> 00:06:41,740 It looks so pink and pretty and plastic! 139 00:06:41,740 --> 00:06:42,690 -No, Mort. 140 00:06:42,690 --> 00:06:46,570 This princess did not leave Glamortonia. 141 00:06:46,570 --> 00:06:51,480 She was taken by-- drama music ready-- the penguins! 142 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:53,550 [IMITATES DRAMATIC MUSIC] 143 00:06:53,550 --> 00:06:56,070 -Why, penguins! 144 00:06:56,070 --> 00:06:59,110 -Clearly they abducted her to get their own ransom. 145 00:06:59,110 --> 00:07:01,660 -You stopped making sense about a hour back, man. 146 00:07:01,660 --> 00:07:02,550 -Oh! 147 00:07:02,550 --> 00:07:06,540 Or does it make so much sense, it hurts your face! 148 00:07:06,540 --> 00:07:11,790 If we rescue this perky princess and return her to Glamortonia, 149 00:07:11,790 --> 00:07:14,940 I will be rewarded her hand in marriage and half the kingdom. 150 00:07:14,940 --> 00:07:16,300 You know, as they do. 151 00:07:16,300 --> 00:07:19,660 -Oh, if you are a double king, will you grow double the feat? 152 00:07:19,660 --> 00:07:21,230 Ah, I'm just asking. 153 00:07:21,230 --> 00:07:24,050 For reasons. 154 00:07:24,050 --> 00:07:28,950 -Boris, fetch my noble questing pants with the stripe. 155 00:07:31,570 --> 00:07:34,480 -Outstanding post rage cleanup, compadre. 156 00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:37,490 Sure you can't take a break for our Tuesday night card game? 157 00:07:37,490 --> 00:07:38,190 -Nah. 158 00:07:38,190 --> 00:07:39,700 [MUMBLING] 159 00:07:39,700 --> 00:07:40,860 -You guys go anyway. 160 00:07:40,860 --> 00:07:43,230 -That one for sticktuitiveness. 161 00:07:43,230 --> 00:07:44,170 All right, Marlene. 162 00:07:44,170 --> 00:07:44,870 You're in. 163 00:07:44,870 --> 00:07:47,890 -Ho, yeah! 164 00:07:47,890 --> 00:07:49,220 -Hmm-- 165 00:07:49,220 --> 00:07:50,830 [SCREAMING] 166 00:07:50,830 --> 00:07:51,860 -Back, scoundrel! 167 00:07:51,860 --> 00:07:54,750 We come to rescue yon princess lady. 168 00:07:54,750 --> 00:07:56,330 You know, the one of yon? 169 00:07:56,330 --> 00:07:58,090 [EXCLAIMS] 170 00:07:58,090 --> 00:07:58,790 -Hey! 171 00:07:58,790 --> 00:08:00,200 You can't have her! 172 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:01,300 -Stomp the wombat. 173 00:08:01,300 --> 00:08:02,280 Bangladeshi rules. 174 00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:03,770 Ninth degree punishments. 175 00:08:03,770 --> 00:08:05,070 -That's hilarious. 176 00:08:05,070 --> 00:08:06,890 I understood zero parts of that. 177 00:08:06,890 --> 00:08:08,930 -Man, I hope you have a high pain tolerance. 178 00:08:08,930 --> 00:08:11,190 -Um, I guess it's about average for, you know, 179 00:08:11,190 --> 00:08:12,370 a dainty gal like-- what? 180 00:08:12,370 --> 00:08:14,220 [RICO YELLING] 181 00:08:14,220 --> 00:08:16,270 -Now keep it down out there, soldier. 182 00:08:16,270 --> 00:08:18,970 Don't make me take away a marble for card game interference. 183 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:23,850 -Whoa! 184 00:08:23,850 --> 00:08:25,220 Fire melting dragon! 185 00:08:25,220 --> 00:08:27,970 -That better not be flame throwing I hear. 186 00:08:27,970 --> 00:08:29,950 Marbles, Rico? 187 00:08:29,950 --> 00:08:30,980 -Oh! 188 00:08:30,980 --> 00:08:31,680 -[INAUDIBLE]. 189 00:08:39,910 --> 00:08:40,610 -Pineapple chain! 190 00:08:43,940 --> 00:08:45,250 -I got it, your majesty! 191 00:08:45,250 --> 00:08:47,410 -Then flee like the mighty cowards we are! 192 00:08:53,370 --> 00:08:54,870 [YELLING] 193 00:08:54,870 --> 00:08:55,860 -Aw! 194 00:08:55,860 --> 00:08:56,890 Rico! 195 00:08:56,890 --> 00:09:10,610 What is going on out-- He's gone marble rogue! 196 00:09:10,610 --> 00:09:11,760 Pursue and restrain. 197 00:09:14,350 --> 00:09:18,200 [MUMBLING] 198 00:09:23,010 --> 00:09:23,980 -There! 199 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:25,240 The Glitter Pink Castle. 200 00:09:25,240 --> 00:09:28,200 We are almost-- huh? 201 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:28,900 Oh. 202 00:09:28,900 --> 00:09:30,380 Uh, Carlotta? 203 00:09:30,380 --> 00:09:32,320 Heh, hello. 204 00:09:32,320 --> 00:09:34,850 Uh, this is not at all awkward. 205 00:09:34,850 --> 00:09:36,840 Uh, you know what? 206 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:38,440 I kinda got some business. 207 00:09:38,440 --> 00:09:39,570 I'm-- I'm going to call you later. 208 00:09:39,570 --> 00:09:40,270 OK? 209 00:09:40,270 --> 00:09:41,080 K. 210 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:43,170 (WHISPERING) I'm never going to call her later. 211 00:09:43,170 --> 00:09:45,000 [YELLING] 212 00:09:47,300 --> 00:09:50,790 -They found the castle, my loyal replaceables. 213 00:09:50,790 --> 00:09:52,860 I must negotiate with the local constabulary. 214 00:09:56,630 --> 00:09:59,450 OK, her hand in marriage and half the kingdom. 215 00:09:59,450 --> 00:10:03,170 This is my final offer. 216 00:10:03,170 --> 00:10:05,260 I see you are also a shrewd bargainer. 217 00:10:14,370 --> 00:10:15,890 -So what's the castle defence system? 218 00:10:15,890 --> 00:10:17,800 We got any boiling oil or something to pour on him? 219 00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:19,440 -Oy, I found some glitter. 220 00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:20,720 Happy birthday, invader. 221 00:10:24,110 --> 00:10:24,980 KING JULIEN: No, no. 222 00:10:24,980 --> 00:10:25,670 I've got it. 223 00:10:25,670 --> 00:10:26,740 Times is hard. 224 00:10:26,740 --> 00:10:27,440 Tell you what. 225 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:30,640 Keep her hand, and I will take 50-mill-leven percent 226 00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:31,340 of the kingdom. 227 00:10:31,340 --> 00:10:33,000 Huh? 228 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,220 You got to [INAUDIBLE], man! 229 00:10:35,220 --> 00:10:36,760 [MUMBLING] 230 00:10:36,760 --> 00:10:37,860 [SHRIEKING] 231 00:10:37,860 --> 00:10:38,560 -[INAUDIBLE]! 232 00:10:47,340 --> 00:10:48,480 -Now that's just disturbing. 233 00:10:53,060 --> 00:10:54,800 -You're next! 234 00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:57,180 -Here you go. 235 00:10:57,180 --> 00:10:57,880 See? 236 00:10:57,880 --> 00:11:00,310 That's how you negotiate. 237 00:11:00,310 --> 00:11:01,150 -Oh. 238 00:11:01,150 --> 00:11:02,060 Uh-- 239 00:11:02,060 --> 00:11:03,030 -It's all right, amigo. 240 00:11:03,030 --> 00:11:04,130 We saw the whole thing. 241 00:11:04,130 --> 00:11:07,060 Your use of violence was entirely justified. 242 00:11:07,060 --> 00:11:08,140 And delightfully entertaining. 243 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,040 Sorry, old friend. 244 00:11:12,040 --> 00:11:13,620 But rules are still rules. 245 00:11:13,620 --> 00:11:16,290 No reward until that jar is full of marbles. 246 00:11:21,310 --> 00:11:23,060 Everyone good with a technicality? 247 00:11:23,060 --> 00:11:23,750 -OK. 248 00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:24,230 -Sure. 249 00:11:24,230 --> 00:11:24,930 -Woo-hoo! 250 00:11:28,970 --> 00:11:29,780 -OK. 251 00:11:29,780 --> 00:11:32,190 We got the hand and half a kingdom. 252 00:11:32,190 --> 00:11:34,570 That's some good questin', everybody. 253 00:11:34,570 --> 00:11:35,400 Self-inflicted back pats. 254 00:11:39,510 --> 00:11:43,420 [INTRO MUSIC] 255 00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:55,250 -This is Chuck Charles with a special report. 256 00:11:55,250 --> 00:11:58,460 Atlantic anchovies are swarming the coast. 257 00:11:58,460 --> 00:12:00,330 Find out where next. 258 00:12:00,330 --> 00:12:01,230 [EXCLAIMS] 259 00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:03,340 -But first, breaking news. 260 00:12:03,340 --> 00:12:04,350 -No, no! 261 00:12:04,350 --> 00:12:05,420 Go back to the anchovies. 262 00:12:05,420 --> 00:12:10,400 -I'm being told local legend Chuck Charles has been let go 263 00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:14,010 and replaced with rival anchor, Pete Peters. 264 00:12:14,010 --> 00:12:16,190 I-- let go? 265 00:12:16,190 --> 00:12:17,640 Doesn't that mean-- 266 00:12:17,640 --> 00:12:18,580 -Pete Peters here. 267 00:12:18,580 --> 00:12:23,220 Tonight's top story-- heave ho for a has been. 268 00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:25,270 -They fired Chuck Charles? 269 00:12:25,270 --> 00:12:27,430 -Well, as long as Scooter Alvarez is still 270 00:12:27,430 --> 00:12:29,510 in the driver's seat on sports, I'm good. 271 00:12:29,510 --> 00:12:32,110 -But Skipper, Chuck has always been there for us. 272 00:12:32,110 --> 00:12:34,300 Giving us the big news we can use. 273 00:12:34,300 --> 00:12:35,230 We've gotta-- 274 00:12:35,230 --> 00:12:36,210 -Do nothing. 275 00:12:36,210 --> 00:12:38,860 If you're thinking of dragging us into a pity mission, 276 00:12:38,860 --> 00:12:40,130 denied, mister. 277 00:12:40,130 --> 00:12:42,880 Besides, he'll land another gig in no time. 278 00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:44,890 -The elephant got into some dairy. 279 00:12:44,890 --> 00:12:47,510 You know what to do. 280 00:12:47,510 --> 00:12:52,980 -This is Chuck Charles live from the scene of misery and sorrow 281 00:12:52,980 --> 00:12:55,250 that is now my life. 282 00:12:55,250 --> 00:12:55,970 -See? 283 00:12:55,970 --> 00:12:57,180 He's Alice's assistant. 284 00:12:57,180 --> 00:12:57,880 Boom! 285 00:12:57,880 --> 00:13:00,290 New job. 286 00:13:00,290 --> 00:13:01,950 -Here comes the [INAUDIBLE]. 287 00:13:01,950 --> 00:13:05,380 -Yeah, a really ugly new job. 288 00:13:05,380 --> 00:13:09,240 -When we say more bananas, we mean more bananas! 289 00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:12,580 -This is Chuck Charles swinging out of control. 290 00:13:12,580 --> 00:13:14,920 This is Chuck Charles and I'm trying 291 00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:18,270 to get a chameleon off of my face. 292 00:13:18,270 --> 00:13:20,160 Chuck Charles being dragged away. 293 00:13:22,780 --> 00:13:27,110 The anthropoid lemur is a dramatic and regal creature 294 00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:30,630 as seen here in his noble tragedy pose. 295 00:13:30,630 --> 00:13:32,540 Handsome compere pose. 296 00:13:32,540 --> 00:13:34,270 Wise thinker pose. 297 00:13:34,270 --> 00:13:37,140 Surprise tickle on right buttock pose. 298 00:13:37,140 --> 00:13:38,120 -[INAUDIBLE]. 299 00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:40,720 This guy knows all the kingly poses. 300 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:42,880 It's like a menouncer. 301 00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:45,900 -If you'll notice, the small, round lemur 302 00:13:45,900 --> 00:13:50,590 is clearly the brains of the group The other imbecilic lemur 303 00:13:50,590 --> 00:13:52,670 appears helpless without him. 304 00:13:52,670 --> 00:13:53,490 -Word. 305 00:13:53,490 --> 00:13:54,710 -Small and-- 306 00:13:54,710 --> 00:13:55,410 [EXCLAIMS] 307 00:13:55,410 --> 00:13:57,970 -He called me small and round, Mort. 308 00:13:57,970 --> 00:14:00,470 Defend the royal booty image. 309 00:14:00,470 --> 00:14:02,400 -Also-- 310 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:04,540 -I'm a surprise moustache. 311 00:14:04,540 --> 00:14:05,240 -Oh. 312 00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:07,080 Are you certain we shouldn't help 313 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:08,660 Chuck get his old job back? 314 00:14:08,660 --> 00:14:09,940 -Oh, he's fine. 315 00:14:09,940 --> 00:14:11,190 Now get your cute on. 316 00:14:11,190 --> 00:14:12,210 It's game time. 317 00:14:12,210 --> 00:14:15,280 -Here we are live at the penguin habitat 318 00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:18,850 where cute and cuddly antics abound. 319 00:14:18,850 --> 00:14:21,490 Of course, this is likely just a cover 320 00:14:21,490 --> 00:14:23,940 for their clandestine activities. 321 00:14:23,940 --> 00:14:26,960 [MULTIPLE EXCLAIMS] 322 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:28,060 -We've been made! 323 00:14:28,060 --> 00:14:28,860 Memory wipe. 324 00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:34,900 -This is Chuck Charles, and I don't 325 00:14:34,900 --> 00:14:37,970 remember why I'm standing here. 326 00:14:37,970 --> 00:14:40,160 -We've got us a mole, boys. 327 00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:42,120 I want you to tear this place apart 328 00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:44,040 until we root out the rodent spy 329 00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:44,950 -No, Skipper. 330 00:14:44,950 --> 00:14:47,910 It appears Chuck's reporter's eyes sees everything. 331 00:14:47,910 --> 00:14:49,960 In extreme detail. 332 00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:52,710 And he can't help but blab about it to the world. 333 00:14:52,710 --> 00:14:53,830 -But that means-- 334 00:14:53,830 --> 00:14:56,970 -As long as he's at the zoo, our covert operations 335 00:14:56,970 --> 00:14:59,480 are at risk of being not so covert. 336 00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:01,060 -Then we have one option. 337 00:15:01,060 --> 00:15:02,960 Help the sack get his job back. 338 00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:05,640 Frankly someone should have suggested it already. 339 00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:06,460 [GROAN] 340 00:15:06,460 --> 00:15:07,160 -What? 341 00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:08,890 Something on my beak? 342 00:15:08,890 --> 00:15:11,910 -Perhaps if we can create a juicy story for him 343 00:15:11,910 --> 00:15:14,610 to discover, the news station will rehire him. 344 00:15:14,610 --> 00:15:15,310 -Men. 345 00:15:15,310 --> 00:15:17,480 Commence "Operation Zulu." 346 00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:20,280 [IMITATING PLAYING TRUMPET] 347 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:22,610 -Zulu! 348 00:15:22,610 --> 00:15:25,400 -Chuck Charles job retrieval step one. 349 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:26,450 Bait the hook. 350 00:15:31,390 --> 00:15:33,690 -Sweet, sweet sound stick. 351 00:15:33,690 --> 00:15:35,500 Have you missed papa? 352 00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:37,840 Of course you have. 353 00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:42,060 This is Chuck Charles with the day's late breaking update. 354 00:15:42,060 --> 00:15:44,930 -Step two-- deploy buzzworthy story-- 355 00:15:44,930 --> 00:15:47,490 littering scandal in zoo! 356 00:15:47,490 --> 00:15:48,840 SKIPPER: Target cited. 357 00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:50,010 Launch trash frogs. 358 00:15:55,910 --> 00:15:58,370 -Um, Kowalski, is it supposed to-- 359 00:15:58,370 --> 00:15:59,850 -Save yourselves! 360 00:15:59,850 --> 00:16:00,830 [YELLING] 361 00:16:03,790 --> 00:16:05,910 -Now, all I need is a story. 362 00:16:08,790 --> 00:16:11,750 -Plan B. Cute animals wearing cute hats 363 00:16:11,750 --> 00:16:14,300 while doing, of course, cute things. 364 00:16:14,300 --> 00:16:15,510 -I'm a restricted driver. 365 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:20,250 Wee! 366 00:16:20,250 --> 00:16:22,750 The car accidented on me. 367 00:16:22,750 --> 00:16:24,120 -Hey, story? 368 00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:27,540 Any story will do. 369 00:16:27,540 --> 00:16:29,850 -If all else fails, we go big. 370 00:16:29,850 --> 00:16:30,910 Breaking news story. 371 00:16:30,910 --> 00:16:33,200 Rampaging rhino on the run! 372 00:16:39,490 --> 00:16:41,220 -Hm? 373 00:16:41,220 --> 00:16:42,600 [TRAIN WHISTLING SOUND] 374 00:16:44,430 --> 00:16:47,630 -This is Chuck Charles with an exclusive story. 375 00:16:47,630 --> 00:16:50,400 A tremor has broken out in the zoo. 376 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:54,250 Most likely from-- and I'm on the air. 377 00:16:54,250 --> 00:16:55,330 -Well, I'm out of ideas. 378 00:16:59,020 --> 00:17:00,000 -What's this? 379 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,460 Sloppy scrawls and scribbles. 380 00:17:02,460 --> 00:17:07,160 They seem to delineate options, and they 381 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:12,430 smell of mackerel-loving salty sea fowl. 382 00:17:12,430 --> 00:17:13,380 -Hurry up, boys. 383 00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:16,200 I want all of our file secured to CD ASAP. 384 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:18,490 -But how does this help Chuck get his job back. 385 00:17:18,490 --> 00:17:19,410 -Oh, it doesn't. 386 00:17:19,410 --> 00:17:20,760 The man's a waste case. 387 00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:21,820 Washout. 388 00:17:21,820 --> 00:17:23,780 Until he's gone, we need to be extra careful 389 00:17:23,780 --> 00:17:25,500 with our top secret. 390 00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:26,200 -What? 391 00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:27,410 [NERVOUS LAUGHTER] 392 00:17:27,410 --> 00:17:30,320 -He'll be easier to guard in one location. 393 00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:31,840 -CD complete, Skipper. 394 00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:33,320 -Excellante, Kowalski. 395 00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:35,780 Now all we have to do is blow up your hard drive. 396 00:17:35,780 --> 00:17:37,380 -Yes, of course-- Huh? 397 00:17:37,380 --> 00:17:38,080 What? 398 00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:46,170 -There, there, Kowalski. 399 00:17:46,170 --> 00:17:46,870 It'll be-- 400 00:17:46,870 --> 00:17:48,340 -Destroy [INAUDIBLE]! 401 00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:00,040 -Get down. 402 00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:02,440 Please. 403 00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:03,720 -Come on, Kowalski. 404 00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:05,520 Aren't you overreacting a bit? 405 00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:06,220 -Yeah. 406 00:18:06,220 --> 00:18:08,210 How do we know they didn't blow up on the roof? 407 00:18:08,210 --> 00:18:10,110 I mean you invented them, right? 408 00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:17,030 Secret commando penguins in the Central Park Zoo? 409 00:18:17,030 --> 00:18:20,130 This is the scoop to get me back on the air. 410 00:18:23,750 --> 00:18:25,830 I am the ninja. 411 00:18:25,830 --> 00:18:28,050 -Now we're the news story! 412 00:18:28,050 --> 00:18:29,520 We have to catch him. 413 00:18:46,670 --> 00:18:48,140 [SMACK] 414 00:18:48,140 --> 00:18:50,370 -Chuck Charles! 415 00:18:50,370 --> 00:18:52,350 -He's no doubt headed for here. 416 00:18:52,350 --> 00:18:53,800 A broadcast studio. 417 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:57,140 -He gets to those news cameras, it's game over. 418 00:18:57,140 --> 00:18:59,180 Man, I need anti-breaking options. 419 00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:00,360 Now! 420 00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:02,150 I'm sorry about the computers. 421 00:19:02,150 --> 00:19:04,800 I mean, your job, Kowalski. 422 00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:07,400 --[NINJA SOUNDS] Breaking and entering 423 00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:09,810 news live in the lobby. 424 00:19:09,810 --> 00:19:11,080 Now, onward to-- 425 00:19:14,980 --> 00:19:16,220 -Thatta-Rico! 426 00:19:16,220 --> 00:19:17,960 Show him the mayhem. 427 00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:20,480 -Perilous booby-trapped blockade. 428 00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:22,920 I've faced worse as a club correspondent 429 00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:25,360 for Wakeup, Walla Walla. 430 00:19:25,360 --> 00:19:26,350 To the news! 431 00:19:29,830 --> 00:19:32,960 -Why I oughtta-- Oh, big bat. 432 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,270 -Newsman on the move. 433 00:19:37,270 --> 00:19:39,300 Private, wake the guard. 434 00:19:39,300 --> 00:19:40,980 -Are you sure about this, Skipper? 435 00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:41,710 SKIPPER: Go do it now! 436 00:19:41,710 --> 00:19:44,150 Don't Argue! 437 00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:48,450 [SCREAMING, GROWLING] 438 00:19:51,850 --> 00:19:54,430 -Not so fast, anchor jockey. 439 00:19:54,430 --> 00:19:56,430 Get a whiff of this story. 440 00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:05,000 [CHUCKLES] I really need a new label system. 441 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,880 -Call me Nun-Chuck Charles. 442 00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:14,030 [SMACKING] 443 00:20:14,730 --> 00:20:15,830 [STAMMERING] 444 00:20:17,190 --> 00:20:18,550 -Victory! 445 00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:20,650 With this footage, my career will 446 00:20:20,650 --> 00:20:23,630 rise to even greater heights than before! 447 00:20:23,630 --> 00:20:26,490 -Sweet. 448 00:20:26,490 --> 00:20:30,520 -Oh, crud biscuits. 449 00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:33,270 [STAMMERING] 450 00:20:33,270 --> 00:20:34,930 -Power. 451 00:20:34,930 --> 00:20:36,950 -Pete Peters, the most trusted anchor 452 00:20:36,950 --> 00:20:41,600 in local news with an exclusive story you won't believe. 453 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:44,330 Everyone will be talking about this around the water cooler 454 00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:45,200 tomorrow. 455 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:48,180 See for yourselves in three, two, one-- 456 00:20:56,070 --> 00:20:57,190 -Roll the video! 457 00:20:57,190 --> 00:20:57,890 -No! 458 00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:04,200 [REGURGITATING] 459 00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:06,610 [FARTING] 460 00:21:12,390 --> 00:21:13,840 -It's the penguins! 461 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:15,280 The penguins! 462 00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:18,250 I told you fools they were real. 463 00:21:18,250 --> 00:21:20,500 Mama, turn on the TV. 464 00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:21,910 Your baby boy isn't crazy. 465 00:21:24,990 --> 00:21:27,460 -Gentlemen, through all these trials 466 00:21:27,460 --> 00:21:29,920 and tribulations, guts and glory. 467 00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:34,630 It has been my honour to serve with some of you. 468 00:21:34,630 --> 00:21:36,190 But, it's over. 469 00:21:36,190 --> 00:21:37,100 We've been exposed. 470 00:21:40,350 --> 00:21:43,810 -Those are the most fake penguin puppets I've ever seen. 471 00:21:48,030 --> 00:21:53,250 -Oh, that's the most fake news story I've ever seen. 472 00:21:53,250 --> 00:21:54,650 [CRYING] 473 00:21:54,650 --> 00:21:55,390 -Why, Mama! 474 00:22:00,150 --> 00:22:01,090 -This just in. 475 00:22:01,090 --> 00:22:03,160 The world is laughing at a fake news 476 00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:05,890 story aired by anchorman Pete Peters. 477 00:22:05,890 --> 00:22:09,370 Sources say his career is-- 478 00:22:09,370 --> 00:22:12,580 -What a wackadoo story that was. 479 00:22:12,580 --> 00:22:13,700 [LAUGHING] 480 00:22:13,700 --> 00:22:14,900 -But don't worry. 481 00:22:14,900 --> 00:22:18,620 Chuck Charles is back on the big news beat. 482 00:22:18,620 --> 00:22:20,490 -No one believes we're real. 483 00:22:20,490 --> 00:22:22,350 -It would appear they think the footage is 484 00:22:22,350 --> 00:22:24,420 some sort of gimmicky news forgery. 485 00:22:24,420 --> 00:22:25,630 -Well how about that? 486 00:22:25,630 --> 00:22:29,500 This whole time the perfect cover story was no cover story. 487 00:22:29,500 --> 00:22:32,000 -This next report is dedicated to 488 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,420 a special feathered foursome. 489 00:22:34,420 --> 00:22:36,610 Atlantic anchovies. 490 00:22:36,610 --> 00:22:39,870 Where they are and how you can locate them. 491 00:22:39,870 --> 00:22:43,820 [MUSIC PLAYING]